Comedy club

if you are a girl and a Nigerian for that matter i celebrate you, because it is not easy been a Nigerian , is just like when your in prison , in Nigeria both employed and unemployed are the same thing ,,everything in  Nigeria is customized some girls are still at their fathers house today not because they are not fine but their bride price is too mush, village elders are not even  helping matters, see if your a girl at the age of 30 upward still single in Nigeria my dear you need serious prayer because your village people is after you . they be like </> mama nkechi your allowing Ada to get married before your daughter? and for those of you that are married your husband is not eating your food , don panic or may be thinking your husband is eating out side , no its not like that is just that he has eating a lot in the dream and you know say food for dream is more sweeter than that of physical☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️...

some Nigerian boy are so foolish that they don't know when their parents are fighting for the life of there  children, can you imagine one guy for my street way dey always sick ,every time sickness! every time sickness!! if the sickness try  go the boy go , go carry woman dey flex life , the mom has been praying for his son as a good mother would always do,so yesterday the mother organized some prayer warriors they were praying  , the mother was like: mother :- oh lord save my son from death guide and protect him for me lord preserve my son from spirit of death, mean while the foolish son was on top of a girl in hotel room and was shouting baby kill me!, baby kill me!!, baby kill me!! baby kill me!!! i say murder me ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ lemme come and be going

you know life has taught me many things i need to know and that is why am here to let you know too, this is a joke at same time big advice and lesson to all of you, no, be every body wey  you see for burial come because they want to , but some come because of rice ,and the other come to take free drink, imagine for my area one man died and they wan  burial so every body was crying and wi fe cried and cried out her voice wife </>  be like my husband why did you do this to me ,why did you do this to our children , who will take care of me, why did you left us in this wicked world all alone , i want to die wirh you come and take me with you, unfortunately as she was saying all these things the husband just appeared husband </> sorry my love i have left you here all a lone  your tears has disturbed me alot  oya let go together ok , i have come to take you with me. wife  <?>  immediately wife provoked , go where follow you die? ...

some girls can speak English  especially when they are angry with their boos , when they are shouting on  you they be like ''what  the hell is wrong with you, i have told you " don't  mess with me  and a m saying it again  uchenna don't mess with  me, uchenna will be like no n on on on on just mess when your own smell finish i will mess my own

My teacher is a beautiful young lady and she takes me on biology each topic she teach she always makes sure we do the practical aspects of it  each example she gave we also do practical,one day she gave an example that no matter how you wash the anus after some minutes it goes back to the normal odour,beause she normally use her self as examples, so i went and brought water with soap , so we could do the experiment.  now  she is beating me I have been kneeling down since yest,please did I do anything wrong, Please comment below

it all started yesterday when i traveled to uk  i was in the air plane after 30 minutes of departure i noticed i was in the same plane with buhari, dangote ,and donald trump, so when we arrived in the uk we all lodged at their presidential suit , they where very happy to see me dangote and Donald trump offered me a business proposal and buhari asked me to join him in fighting corruption and i accepted all but wetin make me vex be say as i wan go collect the 15  billion dollers cheque  giving to me by Donald trump na so my brother come wake me up say make we go do sanitation. chai 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃