Comedy club

imagine the  brozy and jaxy and dragon are friends and one faithful day broxy and dragon are on the backyard  broxy is giming and smoking why dragon is smoking when jaxy come in click the link below to see what happened https://youtu.be/__XKHXkunoo

if you are a girl and a Nigerian for that matter i celebrate you, because it is not easy been a Nigerian , is just like when your in prison , in Nigeria both employed and unemployed are the same thing ,,everything in  Nigeria is customized some girls are still at their fathers house today not because they are not fine but their bride price is too mush, village elders are not even  helping matters, see if your a girl at the age of 30 upward still single in Nigeria my dear you need serious prayer because your village people is after you . they be like </> mama nkechi your allowing Ada to get married before your daughter? and for those of you that are married your husband is not eating your food , don panic or may be thinking your husband is eating out side , no its not like that is just that he has eating a lot in the dream and you know say food for dream is more sweeter than that of physical☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️...

some Nigerian boy are so foolish that they don't know when their parents are fighting for the life of there  children, can you imagine one guy for my street way dey always sick ,every time sickness! every time sickness!! if the sickness try  go the boy go , go carry woman dey flex life , the mom has been praying for his son as a good mother would always do,so yesterday the mother organized some prayer warriors they were praying  , the mother was like: mother :- oh lord save my son from death guide and protect him for me lord preserve my son from spirit of death, mean while the foolish son was on top of a girl in hotel room and was shouting baby kill me!, baby kill me!!, baby kill me!! baby kill me!!! i say murder me ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ lemme come and be going

you know life has taught me many things i need to know and that is why am here to let you know too, this is a joke at same time big advice and lesson to all of you, no, be every body wey  you see for burial come because they want to , but some come because of rice ,and the other come to take free drink, imagine for my area one man died and they wan  burial so every body was crying and wi fe cried and cried out her voice wife </>  be like my husband why did you do this to me ,why did you do this to our children , who will take care of me, why did you left us in this wicked world all alone , i want to die wirh you come and take me with you, unfortunately as she was saying all these things the husband just appeared husband </> sorry my love i have left you here all a lone  your tears has disturbed me alot  oya let go together ok , i have come to take you with me. wife  <?>  immediately wife provoked , go where follow you die? ...

some girls can speak English  especially when they are angry with their boos , when they are shouting on  you they be like ''what  the hell is wrong with you, i have told you " don't  mess with me  and a m saying it again  uchenna don't mess with  me, uchenna will be like no n on on on on just mess when your own smell finish i will mess my own

My teacher is a beautiful young lady and she takes me on biology each topic she teach she always makes sure we do the practical aspects of it  each example she gave we also do practical,one day she gave an example that no matter how you wash the anus after some minutes it goes back to the normal odour,beause she normally use her self as examples, so i went and brought water with soap , so we could do the experiment.  now  she is beating me I have been kneeling down since yest,please did I do anything wrong, Please comment below

it all started yesterday when i traveled to uk  i was in the air plane after 30 minutes of departure i noticed i was in the same plane with buhari, dangote ,and donald trump, so when we arrived in the uk we all lodged at their presidential suit , they where very happy to see me dangote and Donald trump offered me a business proposal and buhari asked me to join him in fighting corruption and i accepted all but wetin make me vex be say as i wan go collect the 15  billion dollers cheque  giving to me by Donald trump na so my brother come wake me up say make we go do sanitation. chai 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

nkanu  traditional marriage list. :- for virgin, 100 tubers of yam 7 cows ,  19 bags of rice , 150 gallon of grand nut & palm oil each with 2.5  million cash  for ashawo :-  two pack  carton of condom + 5 packet of cigerates ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺.  so who will you marry? please comment  below and also share to your friends don't be stingy https://laughoutyoursorrows.blogspot.com/2019/03/blog-post_30.html

i love animals  so mush, once dem want to behave , sharp sharp they give you free of charge you no carry am go any fast food ,or hotel and they will be  Very  happy, both of them will happily enjoy their self, Oya go try Nigerian women my brother you will spend all annual savings a day YOU will take her to super market, restaurant, fast food, even pleasure park before you do,one round, 😂😂😁😂😁😂😂😂 Please let live the life of animals it the best😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂 No be me talk am ooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nigerian girls  are always on point take them out and   give them food,. My dear YOU have just paid for your sex fee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😂😂😂😂 She will give you all the styles and if time is not taken she can even manipulate new styles, 

Why can't married woman let us single be,when they marry  that is when they will be killing us with temptations by wearing mini skirts ,short gown ,, even born short sampling big and sexy waist,  and now if you look , they say ur looking married woman😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 men kpelle ooo conji will not kill us ooo☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ women please once you are married start tying wrapper ,for safety purposes lemme come and be going 😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂

She promised to come by 6pm and you watched all your clothes including bed spread ,sweep ur room and get yourself shaved , she called that she isn't coming again, your angry ,after all the cleaning, my brother can't you be clean for once in ur life,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 🏃🏃Abeg give let me go and see important people www.google.com

  pastor> children of god open your mouth and pray asked god what you want from  him this hour and it shall be done for you in no distance from now apkan > father lord  i thank you for bringing me into this year 2019 and i pray that before today  finish lord may you eliminate the present president and all the apc governorship candidate father kill all of them.. pastor > as you pray so shall it be and also to ur family apkan > eeehhh pastor what did just say😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 😆😆😆😆😆😆

My fellow guys you better be careful do not fall for any girl on Sunday make sure you examine her other days too ,there is this Anty that always pass my domote when going to church on Sunday..her back is always full....her front full ....but on Monday..her back flat like bathroom slippers .... her front like an ironed cloth😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Wednesday.. Bible study,. Back and front rise again i think she has a magic buttons😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁. Just want to make common sense

 pastor deliver a girl from the evil sleeping spirit, the spirit left the girl and entered the pastor  now he is sleeping watch and like share to your friends

Chai see fine girl in charge

Chai I don die, see wetin hunger do me for Nigeria, even we I day pants better pass

who do you vote for

The best way a man can live without stress is by_ tying  his (manhood) 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Speedy and gaga wants to impress their parents by getting them a Mercedes Benz, knowing too well that they don't have job,here their conversation;: Speedy÷°- gaga  I want to buy benz for mumsy  gaga ÷°-hahahaha, speedy Na true you talk but how we go take do am now that we don't have money, Speedy÷°- I know of a native doctor who promise to help me if I could bring pant. gaga÷°- pant? Speedy÷°- yes  if we bring pant now we don' blow . gaga÷°- and you still day wait oya come make we go find pant, even if Na mad woman own we go see. Both gaga and speedy went out in search of pant. Five minutes later they both arrive at ojarammuo shine, Speedy÷°- good afternoon baba,  We finally brought two pants sir. Baba÷°- you have done well before night falls you will buy two benz, Let me have the pants, Speedy÷°- take them baba, Ahhhh hi this pant looks like my mother's pant where did you get it from? 😀😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁...